Call CPS!

Setting: Trying to pull Caden away from the toy aisle at Target.

Me: We're going to head home now.
Caden: No! I don't want to go home! (He says this a lot)
Me: Its time to go. We'll come back another day.
Caden: Noooooo! I want to stay here!

At this point a friendly lady next to us tries to help.

Lady: You should go home with your mommy. I bet its time for lunch and your mommy will fix you something yummy.
Caden: My mommy doesn't let me eat lunch.

Upon strange look from Lady I launch into an explanation of why she shouldn't be calling Child Protective Services on me.